Friends, collies, clumsy pawed dogs,
What is it you humans say… ‘just testing’. I could pretend that I was trying to see if you were awake. However, the truth is… my paw got stuck on the 0 key.
The real value of the prize is £5.00 but please don’t let this put you off. You can get a lot for £5 these days: 10% of a bag of my dog food; 5 big bars of chocolate, or 2 bottles of Collie Wobbles.
Worth a go, surely.
Love from Ben, in slumber xx